Coop versus Lohans
August 8, 2008
Lindsay Lohans have a ” beef” with our man Cooper.
During his last appearence on Regis and Kelly, our fave ewsman was discussing the reality show” Living Lohan”. Apparently Ms Lohan did not appreciate the Ander-snark and told him he would get ” bad karma”. To make matters worse, Mr Lohan issued a statement calling our Cooper some nasty names.
I think most of the United States, if not the world, agrees with Anderson when he said the Lohans’ show( and everything they do—parentheses mine) is a ” train wreck”.
Woohooo…Anderson was co-hosting Live with Regis and Kelly yesterday!
After hours of searching I finally found the vid (now I know where I can find it next time).
As usual they were doing their nice “15 minutes talk without a script”. I love those sections, because Kelly and Andy are a great team and really fit together (on the screen). Kelly is just so funny and spontanious and makes Andy talk about himself a lot. And also on this episode we had a nice “Reveal-time” as I like to call it.
First of all Kelly talked about her participation at the “High-Heel-A-Thon”. She joked she participated, because she wanted to win, not because of any social efforts. Unfortunately, she lost…poor thing. Not good for her ego.^^ An she even wanted Andy to join her next year…will I comment on that? Mmh, I don’t think so!
Next big topic was the birth of Brangelina’s twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline in France. Nice names btw…duh! Kelly wondered if Andy’s going to be the first person that will talk to them. He laughed and said he doesn’t think so. I can’t believe they sold the pics for over 10 mio dollars. That was even more they got for the Shiloh pics. What I absolutely support is that they are going to donate the amount.
And no it’s going to be a little bit disgusting…Andy hasn’t been at the dentist’s for like 5 years??? Well, that reminds me that I actually have to make an appointment myself, so thanks Andy.
Anyway, this statement kinda shocked me. I thought he’s be someone that cares for himself. Well, he actually thought he would by using a toothbrush with vibrations and all that stuff. We and especially he learned that modern toothbrushes are not enough, because he had some problems with his roots.
And now you have to be strong: Andy is on drugs…at least sometimes and he loves being high.
He said he likes going to the dentist’s, because whatever you suffer from you’ll get nitrous oxide. It was too funny when he talked about him being stoned. The assistant asked him if he already feels the oxide and though he was totally high he said “no”, because he didn’t want her to stop. He actually could go there every day. Kelly’s hallucinations tell her that she’s a dolphin that is trained by Jaques Gusto.
I wonder why I was never offered to get nitrous oxide at the dentist’s. It’s probably illegal here, but I think it would be a worthy experience. Oh and is it common to have your ipod on when you are undergoing treatment? That probably feels like Woodstock…stoned with music! Next time he could get high from nitrous oxide would be when he gets his teeth whitened. “Anyone does it why not also do it?” Kelly also did what you can actually see, because her teeth are unlike Andy’s pretty white, maybe he just drinks too much coke…! Here’s the proof:
Do you still have your tonsils? Andy and kelly don’t, but just one of them had a surgery. Andy had his tonsils removed at the age of 35 and was totally disappointed, because he didn’t get tons of ice-cream as he thought he would (well, you’re too old, sorry!!^^). Kelly was actually asked by her doctor when she had her tonsils removed and answered that she still has them. The doctor told her they were not there anymore. Later on she googled that tonsils can actually shrink. When she told her mom about this she answered that the same happened to her (“What kinda freaks are we?”). Andy didn’t know that something like this is possible. A friend of mine actually experienced the same.
I really loved the Cher story. Andy said that Cher watches news and calls C-Span at 2 a.m. in the morning (how does he know…still awake?) without saying her name, but you know it’s her. He imitated her and that was really too funny. He kinda sounded like a parrot though! If this CNN thing doesn’t work, I’ll think he can get his own gossip talk show.
Oh and I totally forgot (thanks Sarah): Andy loves Costco’s. It’s actually pretty funny, because I remembered him saying he likes it and I visited their page just about a week ago. But I didn’t really find something to buy! And Kelly has a good solution for floods….TAMPONS!! I knew that these things are going to save the world someday (they actually safe my world every month).
James Denton of Desperate Housewives was guest on the show…James and Andy in one show…nice!^^ And I couldn’t watch it…!
Sorry, but we don’t have the video of the show yet. Cat will put it on tonight so you can watch what I was talking about.
What she did now…
